I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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