my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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