just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
