Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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