I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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