Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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