I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
We need a shit load of segways right now
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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