so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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