I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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