Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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