did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Randomize
