i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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