Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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