You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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