so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
