you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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