Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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