And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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