I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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