Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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