It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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