In the future we'll all be gay
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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