i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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