Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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