Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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