I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I'm having to shit out rocks
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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