I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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