I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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