I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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