No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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