Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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