...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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