either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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