I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
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