If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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