No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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