There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Randomize
