problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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