She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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