She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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