How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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