school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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