You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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