I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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