So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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