There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Where is the hickey?
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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