he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize