I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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