Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Randomize