I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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