1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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