Ambien. No doubt about it.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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