Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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