can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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