Don't you send me to vm
I wish my penis had an off switch
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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